If she pushed her arse out any more, she would shit her self– Dayle Mason (on Kelly Brook)
#7 Stupid Things Customers Ask/Do At A Cinema
customer: can I have a regular nachos and a regular hotdog
team member: yes of course, would you a like a drink?
customer: i want a paper one *points at other customers large drink* but not that large
team member: *shows smaller cup sizes* would you like regular or small?
customer: is the snacks open upstairs?
team member: no it's just this one sorry
customer: you always do this every time i come here, you're all crazy *storms off*
Must be hard being hot– James Brown
electricforest asked: just wanted to stop by and thank you for following me (:
Brb I’m going for a massive wank
Just be yourself Well which one?– Andy Warhol and Edie Sedgwick
sorry for my lack of commitment but i moved out my mummy’s house and i can’t afford food let alone internet, so for now you will have to put up with phone posts and nothing too fun look at my apologies Aisling
There’s only one sort of natural blonde on earth - albinos– Marilyn Monroe
#1 Stupid things customers ask/do at a Asda
customer: my club card is not scanning mel: that’s because we’re asda not tesco
#6 Stupid things customers ask/do at a cinema
customer: can i have some cookie duff? lisa: we do not have cookie duff but we have cookie dough
Sex and Doughnuts
Mel: I've had sex with 15 people
Dayle: These dougnuts are beautiful
S Club 7
The reason why me and Lisa are the way we are, s yea fucking s for sex! Oochi mama show your na na ah ah ah ahhhh There ain’t no party like an s club party (orggyyyyy)
Day Ten: One confession
1. Everybody knows everything about me, I have not one secret, if you’re my mate you literally know how open minded and truthful I am about everything, if not then it doesn’t really matter what you think
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order...
1. Fergal Haugh 2. Lisa Bates 3. Sophie Fordham 4. Chris McDonnell 5. family come as standard
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
1. You know who you are 2. Vodka 3. What to wear 4. Food 5. Going home 6. Boobs 7. Sex
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life...
1. :S 2. :D
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
1. Nose piercings 2. Cockiness 3. Affection