September 2010
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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“If she pushed her arse out any more, she would shit her self”
– Dayle Mason (on Kelly Brook)
Sep 29th
#7 Stupid Things Customers Ask/Do At A Cinema
customer: can I have a regular nachos and a regular hotdog
team member: yes of course, would you a like a drink?
customer: i want a paper one *points at other customers large drink* but not that large
team member: *shows smaller cup sizes* would you like regular or small?
customer: is the snacks open upstairs?
team member: no it's just this one sorry
customer: you always do this every time i come here, you're all crazy *storms off*
Sep 29th
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“Must be hard being hot”
– James Brown
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
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electricforest asked: just wanted to stop by and thank you for following me (:
Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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“Brb I’m going for a massive wank”
Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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“Just be yourself Well which one?”
– Andy Warhol and Edie Sedgwick
Sep 18th
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Sep 17th
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Dear Tumblr
sorry for my lack of commitment but i moved out my mummy’s house and i can’t afford food let alone internet, so for now you will have to put up with phone posts and nothing too fun look at my apologies Aisling
Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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“There’s only one sort of natural blonde on earth - albinos”
– Marilyn Monroe
Sep 13th
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Sep 6th
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Sep 5th
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#1 Stupid things customers ask/do at a Asda
customer: my club card is not scanning mel: that’s because we’re asda not tesco
Sep 4th
#6 Stupid things customers ask/do at a cinema
customer: can i have some cookie duff? lisa: we do not have cookie duff but we have cookie dough
Sep 4th
Sex and Doughnuts
Mel: I've had sex with 15 people
Dayle: These dougnuts are beautiful
Sep 4th
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S Club 7
The reason why me and Lisa are the way we are, s yea fucking s for sex! Oochi mama show your na na ah ah ah ahhhh There ain’t no party like an s club party (orggyyyyy)
Sep 4th
Day Ten: One confession
1. Everybody knows everything about me, I have not one secret, if you’re my mate you literally know how open minded and truthful I am about everything, if not then it doesn’t really matter what you think
Sep 4th
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Sep 3rd
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order...
1. Fergal Haugh 2. Lisa Bates 3. Sophie Fordham 4. Chris McDonnell 5. family come as standard
Sep 3rd
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
1. You know who you are 2. Vodka 3. What to wear 4. Food 5. Going home 6. Boobs 7. Sex
Sep 3rd
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Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life...
1. :S 2. :D
Sep 2nd
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
1. Nose piercings 2. Cockiness 3. Affection
Sep 1st