The other night you held me close, Need to know, did we just cross the line?– Why? - Mis Teeq
Did you say you went shopping?
capt-spacedick asked: Yeah are you?
capt-spacedick asked: You're that girl who would rock my socks at xbox aren't you. Hey that rhymed.
ur the only cool person in london!– Fergal Haugh
All I want for Christmas is
You’re both pricks so you deserve each other :)
You know when...
You’re so angry you want to cry but you’ve shed too many tears you can’t well up your eyes?
When it snows
Every FB status mentions it Every budding photographer gets their cameras out Every grown man with a sledge goes to Greenwich to slide down a big hill I don’t mean to be depressing but The whole of London fucks up, no one goes into work, there’s no tube, the buses are late and it hurts my little legs to walk
Aisling's Fantastic Service
Got told today I’m always the fastest till, the others are all too slow and I should get an award, this is sad because in 2 years of being here I’ve never had team member of the month. This isn’t the first time some one has said this to me either, at least the people appreciate my silly jokes and hyper active behaviour.
I'm aussie apparently
Today a guy told me I had the coolest name in the world, his friend replied I know 4 aislings it isn’t that cool, the first guy said where’s it from, his friend butted in “Australia”
You’ve got no reason to be jealous, I’ve never been untrue, So...– What U see is what U get - Britney Spears
We’re like the Mitchell brothers, only we’re not bald, ugly and shit– Nathan Young - Misfits
Found my Piczo, Scott Warren check this shit out →
Drunk canary wharf people doing air guitar to a busker, ultimate embarrassment
there’s a problem with my gas so instead of trying to blow the place up i thought ha ha genius; i’ll use the grill pancakes were semi successful, kinda puffy and crispy
i only like people that hate everybody
nasty little boys/petty little girls
Police: you know why you shouldn't get into cabs after clubs?
Me: yea, because they are all rapists
Where The Mandemz At?
28 Mandemz Later 9 1/2 Mandemz Gone In 60 Mandemz No Country For Old Mandemz Mandemz Of The Caribbean The Mandemz Of Narnia Mandemz 3D Paranormal Mandemz Sex And The Mandemz Meet The Mandemz Clash Of The Mandemz